Horizon in the Middle of a Teen Tumblr

It occurred to me as I was attempting to write my installment of the blind post series known as “Cans on the Horizon” (or something to that effect), brought to you by Day, that I was gonna have a hard time.

See, our little series offers nothing of value to Horizon fans except ridicule, very little in the way of service to the (probably reasonably entertaining) series itself, and probably next to no value for non-fans as well unless you guys like watching us just flounder in a sea of confusion with only a few pairs of enormous titties to buoy us.

It got worse when I saw my episode — Season 2 Episode 8 — and realized I had more problems. There are 800 factions in the story, all with inscrutable acronyms for names (so ridiculous I expect it’s probably a joke?), the main character (played brilliantly in Jun Fukuyama’s fruitiest style) was naked throughout the episode, and the titular (haha) breasts of this project seem to obey no laws of natural anatomy. Larger than pairs of heads, jutting out at precarious angles from various places on women’s torsos; I’m very uncertain how the whole thing works.

But it does have Miyuki Sawashiro.

That’s all I really know.

So in the spirit of Tumblr, your old high school friend’s Facebook page, and my old retirement post, I present to you some inspiring images on topics about which I presume Horizon on the Middle of Nowhere has a great deal to say.

Technology

Happiness

Shame

Confusion

Fashion

The Nature of Things

Plain old inspiration

I think we’ve all learned something here today.

Fuck these (8) Comments.

  1. Mushyrulez says:

    I like the tumblr fonts.

  2. feal87 says:

    +1 for you, I made a good laugh. 😀

  3. halfadeckshort says:

    I’m not quite sure what you’re getting at with the camel thing, but I laughed. A lot. And it is a reasonably entertaining show. 😉

    P.S. If you really didn’t do any research on the show, the camel caption is eerily appropriate.

  4. kadian1364 says:

    unless you guys like watching us just flounder in a sea of confusion with only a few pairs of enormous titties to buoy us.

    Guilty as crowned.

    The indecipherable jargon does seem to pile up a little bit more every episode, so by this point you’re witnessing a whole ‘nother language despite the use of familiar Japanese (English subbed) words. Angel’s Egg is preschool level by comparison.

  5. Shinmaru says:

    50 Cent (or Fiddy as his friends call him) is truly history’s greatest philosopher.

  6. digibro says:

    Worth the wait for the fiddy