Shameful Otaku Secret!

Featuring Round 5 recap

Round 5 (aka episode 6 for both Kanokon and To Love-Ru) was another upset for the champ, but not really because TLR did anything too great. Kanokon gave us little to go on other than Chizuru’s sexy board game and some foot action underneath the kotatsu. That’s not good for much in a show where we’ve seen bare-assed spankings. TLR continued to dedicate itself to the old school with Haruna probably being tentacle-raped.

There are really so many, so many, just a LOT of things wrong with any sentence featuring the words “probably tentacle-raped,” and if that show makes me say it again, it loses by default. Here’s a screen that should stop you from wanting to see it.

On to current happenings! Clicking “read more” may actually be NSFW, depending on where you work (Jason…) (more…)

Strategy Guide

What you say?

I realize I lost some people last week, so here’s a summary in advance. One run-on sentence apiece.

To Love-Ru: Some heretofore-unintroduced Queen of the School starts a rivalry with Lala and ends up mistakenly blasting Lala’s space-capsule bedroom into the sky — it’s a lot like that one episode of Ah! My Goddess but with nudity.

Kanokon: Nozumu’s brother puts a magical abstinence bracelet on Kouta, but the combined force of all the furries plus the Kouta/Chizuru combo defeats him and he takes it off — it’s a lot like Inuyasha with nudity.

But instead of our normal deathmatch recap, let’s take a minute to examine strategy. How have these two players put their game together? Read on to find out… (more…)

No deathmatch this week.

Why? Read more to find out. (more…)